Like chewing on tinfoil...

09:27 pm - She did it on Elvis's Birthday...

Holy fucking shit on a stick... Brandi-Jade just broke every single piece I own.... except my trusty steamroller. They were just chillin there on the desk waiting to be scraped clean for a nice bowl of resin and BAM! Next thing I know I'm hearing glass shatter and fling all over the room (alittle bit dramatic but I'm stoned). It didn't even occur to me that it could possibly be any one of my babies... let alone ALL of them. Then, the most hurtful words I have ever heard from her came shooting out of her mouth and hit me like a million bullets in the chest...

"I just broke all your bowls."

Tell me that doesn't hurt just looking at it. Fuck man. It didn't even hit me for a little while. Then I bent down and starting picking up all the shatter pieces, and thats when it happened... water works and uncomtrollable laughter from Brandi and I. We spent the entire time cleaning it up laughing so hard we cried. I laughed cause I didn't know what else to do. I stood by my motto for life "Shit happens so just get over it." I'm over it but fuck man, how much does that just totally blow. Wow... its a good thing I'm laid back, fuck everything type of person cause I should be wicked bullshit right now, but I'm just... nothing. I don't have anything to say about it. It happened... it sucks big time... and its over.

And Brandi is a fucking genius because she just totally came through for me when I just accidentally deleted half this entry and didn't know what to do, cause I'm stupid lol.

Whatever... I guess I just gotta wait for the sick bowl thats gonna be coming to me. Hey, atleast we got a sick bowl of resin/glass between the two of us. I'm baked and I probably have chips of my bowls stuck in my throat... sweet lol.

Current Mood: high

06:44 pm

Wow, its been a while... I don't have much to say and no reason to say it so... yea.

I guess I'll give alittle insight to something I figured out recently...

Men are like cats... if you scratch them in the right spot they purr.

Not meaning what you probably think I mean Lil' Brot! Sicko! lol. Yea, but its true and its pretty funny... well, it amused me atleast.

Yea, thats it.

Peace

06:35 pm - Christmas is Ova!

Thank fucking God this stupid ass family bullshit holiday is over. Christmas Eve was ok I guess. Had lunch at my mom's with my grandparents, Tay, Mike, Mandy and Leanne. After that I got blasted and went to the annual Teague Family Christmas Party. I walked in and Stephen was standing right at the door, pie eyed... nice! We chilled while I was there cuz neither one of us was in any condition to handle the psychos we call family. Licia came home so I got like 4 cups of wine from her and then I said fuck it and started getting them myself... filling them to the top of course. I was just alittle drunk for the 2 hours that I stayed there. My cousin Brian came by my house with Jimmy for a while then I dropped him back off to the party and came home for a few hours. Around 11:30 Ryan got here and he rolled a blunt and we went to the lake for the better party... the one that the cousins have and the goal is to get drunk and tell as many old stories as possible. Me, Licia and Ryan left around 3:30am and went to dad's to wrap presents and smoke. I barely wrapped one and then couldn't do anymore so we all just sat there and talked. Ryan and I left dad's around 5:30 I think. Christmas morning I woke up in the best mood... I love waking up with arms around me lol. Ryan left then I went to dad's for dinner. I smoked to avoid the hangover that I was expecting to have. I didn't end up having one but instead I fell into the worst depression I'm had in a while. It just came out of no one and it sucked. I didn't even eat that much... and I fucking love turkey! I'm so pissed.

Christmas this year was pretty good, present wise. Brotno got me Shenanigans and Insomniac, Smokey Jr. surprised the hell out of me with Green Day's Bullet in a Bible CD/DVD set (the same tour that Brotno and I went to see in September), and my mom got me Dookie. So the count is... 4 Green Day CDs and a Green Day Tour DVD. My dad got me a couple gift certificates which was cool cuz I needed clothes... not like I bought many... just a couple pairs of jeans.

Monday, Lil' Brotno, Brotno and me went to the mall to spend lots of money. I bought GREEN CHECKERED VANS!!! Hell fucking yea! I fucking love my vans... and they're better than Brotno's cuz they're green lol. They were on sale for $40 so I had to grab them. I even bought some clothes... I NEVER buy clothes... and now I remember why... I fucking hate shopping! I hate spending money and I hate picking out and trying on clothes... but I did it. I didn't realize that the sizes in PacSun were different from other stores so I got size 7 and 9.. which is what I usually fit into. They kind fit me but I have to pull them up every now and them... I guess I'm gonna have to gain some weight so my new pants will fit... what girl says that... I do, so fuck off! Its not like I'm a heffa... I could use a couple extra pounds lol.

Saturday night is Round 2... So far Gannon, his girlfriend, Kari and Ryan are coming back for yet another party... and others of course. Can't wait! It'll be our first and last New Year's in this house. Kinda sad but whatever.

Yea, I think that was enough of an update.

Peace!

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11:13 am - 1 Year & 1 Month

12:11 am - 9 months...

08:48 pm - SHS party...

Last night was the Sacred Heart party. It was fucking awesome and I was fucking hammered. Gannon ended up getting sick thanks to me. I got him another bottle of jagar after he finished off one alreayd and a 6 pack. I ended up having to get more vodka because I ran out, and another 6 pack. It was a crazy party. Pete, Joe, Mike, Brandi, Kerry, Kari, Becky, Tiff, Ryan, Krista, Champ, Matt O, Eric, Jimmy, Chris, Gannon and Shawnna.... I think there were more but I can't remember them all right now. Not so many SHS people but whatever. No hangover this morning because I stayed in bed all day. Ryan, me, Kari and Champ slept from 2am till 8pm. Sleeping and smoking, thats about it. I think we each left the room maybe twice to use the bathroom. I don't even care that I wasted the whole day, it was a good day. And now I'm gonna go take a shower and wash all the alcohol off me lol. Then I have to clean my room and wash my stick floor... ewww lol.

Current Mood: high

11:58 pm

I hate being stressed out. It doesn't happen often anymore but when it does its bad. It takes a lot to stress me out now so when it finally gets to that point its hard to fix because everything is so badly out of control. Totally my fault of course because I'm a total fucking moron and I'll always be the second to admit it... "someone" always mentions it first, just so I never forget... thanks lol.

So today sucked... hopefully this isn't the beginning of one of my rare breakdowns... really don't have the time or patience to deal with one of those right now.

Going to bed so I can lay there wide awake till 2am, only to leave the house by 6:30am to go to work till 6:30pm, then come home with Taylor and babysit till 8pm, or whenever my mom decides to show up and then do it all over again... and again.

Is it Friday yet?!?

Current Mood: high but its not doing its job

04:28 pm

"I have Turettes, Turettes doesn't have me."

*twitch* "Coffee... metal." *twitch*

"You're adopted. You're parents don't even love you."

"Look at the cool kids with HBO!"

Current Mood: high

10:49 am - Sleeping off all the food...

I don't remember who said it to me, maybe my grandfather, but whoever said that there's something in turkey that makes you sleep. Obviously I'm old enough not believe a word my grandfather says because I know he's just a crazy bastard but after the last couple days I think he might be right. I was awake for literally 5 hours yesterday and then I woke up at 10 this morning. I woke up yesterday at 2 and was back in bed at 5:30 and watched George Carlin and smoked a bowl. I turned that off at 7 and fell asleep and was passed out till someone woke my ass up at 11pm. It took me like 5 minutes to fall back asleep after that and then I woke up at 10:30 this morning... and I probably could have slept longer but I have to work at 1:30 so I wanted to get some shit done first. And I'm doing a great job with that, sitting here, smoking a bowl, jamming out to Coheed..... I'm accomplishing so much, you have no idea.

Current Mood: high

06:43 pm - November 25...

The landlord was away for the weekend...

... so the roommates got drunk for the weekend.

SCUMBAG FREE WEEKEND!!!

11:18 pm - HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

I fucking love Thanksgiving... except for the whole family part. I ate mad food today and I'm still hungry. The only reason I'm not eating all the leftover I have in my fridge is cuz I know I'll be pissed when I'm hungry tomorrow and theres no food. I ate 4 different dinners, 3 differen desserts, came home and ate 3 or 4 helpings of leftovers and I want more. I fucking love turkey. Hell yea! Best fucking day ever... especially when you have the munchies lol.

No work till Monday at 1:30pm...LUCKY!

Yea, now I'm going to bed. Turkey makes me tired.

Current Mood: hungry and stoned

11:04 pm - It ended pretty well...

I woke up at 7:30 for a smoke up from the hippies, drove Brotno to work, went back to bed till 11:30, woke up and started drinking... hell yea! I didn't drink just because of what day it was or because I couldn't handle it. True, that was the original plan when I bought the drinks but then I woke up fine. One minor panic attack at the grave but I was drunk enough to ignore it lol. I stopped at the store before I went, to buy a #1 candle to light at the grave. Yea well, I'm stupid cuz I forgot to bring a lighter with me, so I went to another store to buy one, eventhough I had like 10 at home. So then I finally get to the cemetary and of course its been raining all day so I can't even light the fucking candle. So I just left it there and came back when it stopped raining, which I did.

Came home, drank more. Brotno came home, we played a game of caps and then Kari came over and took me out to eat at the Outback... hell yea! That was awesome. Thanks dude!

Ok, so you know the thinger that I made for Andy on my last entry, yea well Kari completely showed me up and made this insane thing for him and posted it as a bulletin on MySpace. That was the only time I almost shed a tear today, when I saw that lol.

So... here it is...

Current Mood: high

01:03 pm

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY
ANDREW JAMES TEAGUE



REST IN PEACE
BABY BOY
November 22, 2004 ~ March 19, 2005

Call heaven there's an Angel
That's coming home today.
Our hearts are sad and broken
Because he couldn't stay.
Fluff up the clouds and lay him
Gently in your care.
Place the tiny halo
Softly in his hair.
Our arms will never hold him again
Our lips will never kiss
The velvet of his cheeks again
We were not prepared for this.
In our hearts will be a tiny hole
Where always you will be.
Because we loved yoou so much
Our hearts will always grieve.

09:59 pm

"Dr. Frankenstein took some flesh and bones and blood and made a man out of them; the man ran away and fell to raping and robbing and murdering everywhere, and Dr. Frankenstein was horrified and in despair, and said, "I made him, without asking his consent, and it makes me responsible for every crime he commits. I am the criminal, he is innocent." ... [That's exactly] the case of God and man... God made man, without man's consent, and made his nature, too; made it vicious instead of angelic, and then said, "Be angelic, or I will punish you and destroy you." But no matter, God is responsible for everything man does, all the same; He can't get around that fact. There is only one Criminal, and it is not man."

06:56 pm

07:51 pm

11:37 pm - Bored and baked at midnight, what else is new...

02:35 pm

12:19 am - Midnight Munchies...

10:49 pm - Vodka Champ, No More?

WTF, man. What the hell happened to me. I used to be the vodka champ and now I can't drink it without waking up with a hangover. I drank for a good 5 years without ever getting hangovers and now all of a sudden I can't enjoy a night of screwdrivers without regretting it the next day. I was shitfaced by like 7:30. I broke my rule, I drank out of anger. Oh well, fuck it. I ended up having a good time, up until SOME ASSHOLE STOLE MY FUCKING VODKA! And its not like it was shitty $4 Codwell's. Someone stole half a little less than half a bottle of SKYY VODKA! That shit isn't cheap and its one of my favorite things in the entire world (next to pot and my cat). I was all done after that. I started crying. That's when I made myself go to bed. I think it was about 10 or 10:30. And then, as I'm comatose in my bed at 3am guess who comes barging through my door... Brandi-Jade Woolf, shitfaced and yelling. She asked me if I was shitfaced and all I heard was mumbling and I couldn't see anything. I definitely was shitfaced but I was still pissed about my vodka so I think I may have yelled at her. Sorry dude lol.

So I woke up with a hangover at 7am. I stayed in my room all day. Had my steal toe sneakers barding my door and I stayed in bed. Didn't sleep much but my eyes were closed at all times to avoid getting the spins... it didn't work. I even tried smoking, but stupid me I smoked 2 resinated roaches and the resin so it didn't help with the spins or the upset stomach, or the headache for that matter. At some point I heard someone in the livingroom mention my car so I started yelling "what the fuck is wrong with my car". I was bull shit cause as soon as I said that I heard people run outside so I jumped up to look out the window, bad idea. Looked out the window and what do I see... THE PROBE, COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN PLASTIC WRAP!!! Needless to say I was not happy, considering I was still drunk/hangover at that point. I came out and yelled something and then went back to bed with a worse migraine than before. A few hours later Mandy and her girlfriend come running in my room, knowing that I'm hungover. Mandy starts banging 2 pots together right in my ear. I yelled at her as well. She better just pray I forget about that because she's gonna regret ever doing that to me. She drinks a lot and she's not a morning person. Don't fuck with me when I'm hungover, I'll fuck you up lol. I don't know how or when the next thing happened but I found silly string all over my wall and my floor. I'm still waiting for an explanation for that one.

At about 2pm Brot smoked me up and I felt better right away, because it wasn't resinated weed. Mandy came back with a huge bag of roast beef from my mom's house. Hell yea! It was the greatest meal I've had since the last time I went to the Outback. The hangover finally went away by 7. So that was a 12 hour hangover. I've had worse.

As always, while I was sitting on the bathroom floor, I vowed never to drink hard alcohol again. HAHA Yea, right. You can't have fun without a few consequences. Fuck it, its not like I drink hard shit that often anyways. Couple times a month maybe. Besides, the holidays are coming up, I can't quit drinking now. Then how would I survive my family parties? lol. (No I'm serious).